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Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA.

You are 18 IN HUMAN YEARS. You have beaten the game. You have fought through the HARDSHIPS. Everything was RESET. You don't like to think about those times. After the game you returned to ALTERNIA.
Instead of going back to your hive, you decided to follow your thought process at that current time and DROPPED EVERYTHING AND JOINED THE ALTERNIAN CIRCUS. This circus is called the DARK CARNIVAL. People come here from all around for WHIMSY AND ENJOYMENT. It is a small bout of happyness in the middle of the SHITHOLE THAT IS ALTERNIA. Of course, it is ALTERNIA. Your carnival is armed up it's motherfucking shit with WEAPONS.

Your days now consist of PLEASING THE CROWD, doing some mad TRAPEZE SHIT, being the CLOWN, or doing any
other oddjobs the carnival needs you to do. You tried swallowing fire once, but you are now TERRIFIED OF IT.

Not much has changed from when you were young, you still believe in MIRACLES, you have mastered the art of the ONE WHEEL DEVICE because your legs are now LONG AS FUCK. You are basically taller then ALMOST EVERYONE. You still hang with your best bro KARKAT sometimes. But he's on EARTH, so that makes things a bit more dificult. Your carnival travels all over, SO EVERYONE GETS TO SEE IT NOW AND THEN.

Your trolltag is terminallyCapricious and you speak in a manner that is JuSt A lItTlE bIt WhImSiCaL

What will you do?

[[Hi i'm the person behind Derpzee
http://nepetasmatesprit.tumblr.com]]

bye

BYE

:o(

→ 4 months ago - Saturday Jan 21 2012

ascendedprotege replied to your post: wHOA HEY THERE BUDDY, dONT YOU GO TALKING TO UM, mY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT„ }>:(

H3Y YOU STUP1D CLOWN, YOU C4N M3SS W1TH M3, BUT L34V3 T4VROS 4LON3 >:[

i think

ILL JUST RIP OUT YOUR THROAT AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT

and maybe use your dead body to kill him too

ITS NICE HOW THOSE THINGS WORK OUT ISNT IT BRO :oD

→ 4 months ago - Saturday Jan 21 2012 | 1 note
tags: #ascendedprotege  
bestialrevolution whispered, "wHOA HEY THERE BUDDY, dONT YOU GO TALKING TO UM, mY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT,, }>:("
-------

WOAH HEY BUDDY

im going to rip off your horns 

AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT :oD

→ 4 months ago - Saturday Jan 21 2012 | 1 note
tags: # strictbeatsbeast  

i think

IM MOTHERFUCKIN TIRED

of being the joke :o(

ITS TIME FOR ME TO SHINE

its time for this illed out disturber to

BECOME THE BIG BAD

for me to solve my ill done logic and 

KILL

you

ALL 

:oD

→ 4 months ago - Saturday Jan 21 2012

:oD

hOnK

hOoooOooooooonk

HONK

→ 4 months ago - Saturday Jan 21 2012 | 1 note

[welp

im officialy almost never on this anymore

maybe its time to get myself killed]

→ 4 months ago - Saturday Jan 21 2012
thesmerch:

scienceyeah:

thesmerch:

scienceyeah:

(Source: fuckyeahhalf-life)

→ 5 months ago - Thursday Dec 29 2011 | 799 notes
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(hi followers!!)

as you can see i

havent been on gamzee

that much

in the past

oh

6 months

thats.. eh…woops.

i really haven’t been into rping much lately. 

im sorry.

maybe i should get myself killed off by going sober or something :o

→ 5 months ago - Thursday Dec 29 2011
ask-strider:

ask-strider:

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→ 5 months ago - Sunday Dec 11 2011 | 911 notes
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tags: #OMFG  

[sniffs and cries]

crowhousescratch:

makaramiracles:

[GOD BLESS APSTUCK AND ALL IT COULD OF BEEN]

[[ one day, we shall rekindle it

somehow ]]

[[ IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS

AND INVOLVE LOTS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION ]]

→ 5 months ago - Sunday Dec 11 2011 | 3 notes
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→ 5 months ago - Sunday Dec 11 2011 | 742 notes
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[sniffs and cries]

[GOD BLESS APSTUCK AND ALL IT COULD OF BEEN]

→ 5 months ago - Sunday Dec 11 2011 | 3 notes
homestuck fan: oh my GOG i haaaaaate vriska, what a huge bitch!!!!! how DARE she kill my precious baby tav and break his legs and fuck everything up! UGH!!!! and now shes hitting on john again when he obviously has canon feelings for both karkat and dave??? WHAT A FUCKASS!!!!!!! UGGGHHHH!!!!!!! SHE DESERVES TO DIE SHES THE WORST CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK SHES SOOOOOO TERRIBLE, KILLING PEOPLE LIKE ITS AN OKAY THING TO DO THERES NO EXCUSE FOR THAT YOU RETARDED FUCKASSfhjkglfdhkjl;gdh
homestuck fan: oh my god dhkjgdjhdjkhdkjfkjfkhg ;___; i hope gamzee doesnt die the poor baby did nothing wrong NOOOO MY SWEET PRINCE its ok tav loves you kar loves you i love you everyone loves you ;___; </3!!! hes such a sweetheart i hope hussie keeps him alive now, he didnt do anything wrong!!!!
→ 6 months ago - Saturday Nov 26 2011 | 55 notes
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tags: #i still love gamzee but  #yeah